I'm Marie. 21. I cry a lot over people who are either fictional, or are strangers. And I, like most people, am in love with men twice my age. On the strange off-chance you actually want to know something about me, just ask me.
mom: what if your future husband doesn't like your favorite band then what
me: why wouldn't he like his own music mom
17 hours ago on September 29th | J | 141,797 notes

sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

17 hours ago on September 29th | J | 382,861 notes

hopelessmodelx:

thebootydiaries:

drfreeze01:

thebootydiaries:

pls stop reblogging
this is not how I want to be remembered

that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient

Lmfao love her 😭

17 hours ago on September 29th | J | 48,071 notes
fav mutual: [likes one post i made]
me: what are we
17 hours ago on September 29th | J | 26,870 notes

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

17 hours ago on September 29th | J | 292,137 notes
cloudydrake:

cloudydrake:

arcaneseamstress:

nymphominatrix:

made this transparent



I love you, sea pancake.

yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.

cloudydrake:

cloudydrake:

arcaneseamstress:

nymphominatrix:

made this transparent

image

I love you, sea pancake.

yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.

17 hours ago on September 29th | J | 269,170 notes

killer—ink:

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

17 hours ago on September 29th | J | 32,598 notes
whitegirlsaintshit:

missinglinc:

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

Fuck that. DO YOU NEED A STEPFATHER??!!

Do you need someone to suck your dad’s dick while you order pizza?

whitegirlsaintshit:

missinglinc:

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

Fuck that. DO YOU NEED A STEPFATHER??!!

Do you need someone to suck your dad’s dick while you order pizza?

17 hours ago on September 29th | J | 80,816 notes

coochiepebble:

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

17 hours ago on September 29th | J | 20,293 notes
animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

17 hours ago on September 29th | J | 56,561 notes
Tagged as: #Cats #Bengals 

sapphirefiber:

sociallyinadequate:

sociallyinadequate:

I love pine trees cause they consistently look like they’re flipping everyone off.

image

I live in the Evergreen State. I will never be able to unsee this.

17 hours ago on September 29th | J | 20,244 notes

waywardsonsandaughters:

carnilia:

Fave

For a character who has been in maybe five episodes both the actors and the script did amazing jobs at making Dean appear cowed, and putting Death in a position of utmost power.

17 hours ago on September 29th | J | 24,263 notes

neilnevins:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

finally

18 hours ago on September 29th | J | 139,637 notes