I'm Marie. 21. I cry a lot over people who are either fictional, or are strangers. And I, like most people, am in love with men twice my age. On the strange off-chance you actually want to know something about me, just ask me.
disenchanted-delusions:

rnike:

How about being stabbed

Stubbing your toe
Typing the wrong letter and having to hit backspace once
Breathing
Nash Grier’s posts
Lego Fire Walk
Screen-shotting the wrong frame of a gif and having to try again.
Lists
Anything that actually exists
People who talk about the “friend zone”
Idiots who think being friends with someone means you’ll never date.
Having your comments removed when a mutual reblogs from you
Blue eyes excusing misogyny.

disenchanted-delusions:

rnike:

How about being stabbed

  • Stubbing your toe
  • Typing the wrong letter and having to hit backspace once
  • Breathing
  • Nash Grier’s posts
  • Lego Fire Walk
  • Screen-shotting the wrong frame of a gif and having to try again.
  • Lists
  • Anything that actually exists
  • People who talk about the “friend zone”
  • Idiots who think being friends with someone means you’ll never date.
  • Having your comments removed when a mutual reblogs from you
  • Blue eyes excusing misogyny.
7 hours ago on July 25th | J | 217,585 notes

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

7 hours ago on July 25th | J | 109,994 notes
7 hours ago on July 25th | J | 694 notes
Tagged as: #Chris Evans 

meladoodle:

why do blind people walk their dogs so much

7 hours ago on July 25th | J | 150,961 notes

grindrfamous:

i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

7 hours ago on July 25th | J | 412,762 notes

paprika:

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

7 hours ago on July 25th | J | 105,019 notes

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

7 hours ago on July 25th | J | 114,461 notes
Tagged as: #HP 

"After listing to "Rude" by Magic, Tyler Posey texted Dylan O’Brien about starting a reggae band."

7 hours ago on July 25th | J | 8,197 notes

So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

7 hours ago on July 25th | J | 61,874 notes
Tagged as: #Nemo #Jokes 

pleatedjeans:

via

7 hours ago on July 25th | J | 2,381 notes

We just found out that there are paparazzi outside the restaurant we were eating in. So…why not take this opportunity to bring attention to organizations that need and deserve it? www.wwo.org www.gildasclubnyc.org. Have a great day! (09/17/2012)

Good morning! We were eating and saw a group of guys with cameras outside. And so we thought, let’s try this again. We don’t need the attention, but these wonderful organizations do: www.youthmentoring.org, www.autismspeaks.org, (and don’t forget) www.wwo.org, www.gildasclubnyc.org. Here’s to the stuff that matters. Have a great day! (06/17/2014)

7 hours ago on July 25th | J | 2,327 notes
mostlycatsmostly:

If you could, please signal boost!
From shiftywiz
FOUND CAT!
Sweet grey cat found in the Jonesboro, AR area near Enterprise Dr. He is very affectionate, when I walked out to take a picture he came right to me and licked me on the face! He even hopped into my car when I left work for lunch and came home with me!
He’s going to the vet tomorrow for a check-up and will have them scan for a microchip.
He is currently being fed and watered. If you know someone who has lost a cat, please contact me on my blog: shiftywiz. 

mostlycatsmostly:

If you could, please signal boost!

From shiftywiz

FOUND CAT!

Sweet grey cat found in the Jonesboro, AR area near Enterprise Dr. He is very affectionate, when I walked out to take a picture he came right to me and licked me on the face! He even hopped into my car when I left work for lunch and came home with me!

He’s going to the vet tomorrow for a check-up and will have them scan for a microchip.

He is currently being fed and watered. If you know someone who has lost a cat, please contact me on my blog: shiftywiz

7 hours ago on July 25th | J | 374 notes
7 hours ago on July 25th | J | 909 notes
Tagged as: #TW #Derek