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gaysealapproves:

holy crap donkey

6 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 2 notes

sometheatrebitch:

hamfarto:

hamfarto:

im having one of those unattractive days

i mean years

I mean lives

15 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 122,521 notes

mishaoverlord:

thatonceandfutureprat:

cellar1door:

thewalkingassbutt:

captainlucifer:

heartshiddles:

destieltheory:

samandirielswings:

NO BUT WHY DOES HE REACT LIKE HE SUDDENLY RECOGNIZES THE NAME

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stop

profound bond, that’s why.

I bet he’s been hearing that name in his dreams, and just for small moments in his head ever since he got back from Hell. Little whispers in a language he couldn’t understand but for some reason he registered as saying “Castiel.” He remembers the walk from his gravesite to the abandoned convenience store and how lonely he felt until that screeching started, and as startling as it was, it honestly filled him with an irrational sense of safety, if only for a moment.

He remembers Hell, and while he may not remember being pulled up from perdition, he remembers a scorching hand grabbing his shoulder and Enochian whispers of “I’m Castiel, I got you.

I’ll just go and cry now.

Castiel was also mentioned in a summoning ritual that the boys used in 3x06. Sam was the one who recited it, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Dean was familiar with it too. Although, since it was recited amongst a bunch of other angels’ names and they still didn’t know who/what Castiel was until they met, I suppose they just didn’t remember. Sam did read it out of a book.

…my god, you’re good. Sam says it loud and clear!

15 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 34,805 notes

surejohn221b:

iusedtobethefire:

katnisstiel:

yesbecausereasons:

real—not—real:

real—not—real:

assckles:

assckles:

I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once

the journey has begun…

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DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS

Like I said

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fandom will take over american currency

i cannot wait til he gets one and tweets about it omfg

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GUYS ITS GETTING AROUND

15 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 36,889 notes

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

15 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 35,323 notes
likechaser:

likechaser:

15 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 23,064 notes

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

15 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 38,039 notes

pasta-tardis-jam-superheros:

cpaek:

I changed my facebook timeline cover to the avengers picture.. and I realized that my face was blocking Hawkeye’s body.  So I quickly took another photo to make Hawkeye look more fabulous.

I believe I am actually crying

15 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 90,331 notes