someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”
I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.
cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”
pls stop reblogging
this is not how I want to be remembered
that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient
Lmfao love her 😭
"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job
made this transparent
I love you, sea pancake.
yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.
I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU
DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?Fuck that. DO YOU NEED A STEPFATHER??!!
Do you need someone to suck your dad’s dick while you order pizza?
*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont
A box of baby bengals
"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."
I love pine trees cause they consistently look like they’re flipping everyone off.
I live in the Evergreen State. I will never be able to unsee this.
For a character who has been in maybe five episodes both the actors and the script did amazing jobs at making Dean appear cowed, and putting Death in a position of utmost power.