How about being stabbed
- Stubbing your toe
- Typing the wrong letter and having to hit backspace once
- Nash Grier’s posts
- Lego Fire Walk
- Screen-shotting the wrong frame of a gif and having to try again.
- Anything that actually exists
- People who talk about the “friend zone”
- Idiots who think being friends with someone means you’ll never date.
- Having your comments removed when a mutual reblogs from you
- Blue eyes excusing misogyny.
The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
why do blind people walk their dogs so much
i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life
maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
"After listing to "Rude" by Magic, Tyler Posey texted Dylan O’Brien about starting a reggae band."
So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….
The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.
We just found out that there are paparazzi outside the restaurant we were eating in. So…why not take this opportunity to bring attention to organizations that need and deserve it? www.wwo.org www.gildasclubnyc.org. Have a great day! (09/17/2012)
Good morning! We were eating and saw a group of guys with cameras outside. And so we thought, let’s try this again. We don’t need the attention, but these wonderful organizations do: www.youthmentoring.org, www.autismspeaks.org, (and don’t forget) www.wwo.org, www.gildasclubnyc.org. Here’s to the stuff that matters. Have a great day! (06/17/2014)
If you could, please signal boost!
Sweet grey cat found in the Jonesboro, AR area near Enterprise Dr. He is very affectionate, when I walked out to take a picture he came right to me and licked me on the face! He even hopped into my car when I left work for lunch and came home with me!
He’s going to the vet tomorrow for a check-up and will have them scan for a microchip.
He is currently being fed and watered. If you know someone who has lost a cat, please contact me on my blog: shiftywiz.